Week 5

Best Car to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse Runner-Up: Audi A4

Let’s get real. When the zombie apocalypse becomes a reality you won’t have a lot of people at your side. The majority of your family and friends will probably be compromised by blood-hungry zombies, leaving you to fight to the death on your own. That’s why the car you choose to drive needs to be geared toward the driver, the one who will be racing past, and sometimes through, hoards of zombies.

The Audi A4 is a car that is geared toward both the needs of the driver and the necessity of destroying flesh-eating droves. First of all, the A4 offers firm, comfortable leather seats which will definitely come in handy for those long drives across the country to find a zombie-free safe haven. Not only that, but the interior just looks good. It will be the best looking interior you’ve ever seen after staring at gruesome zombies all day. Interior map lights and LED red ambient lighting make it easy to read maps at night, find tools and supplies that may have slipped under the seats, or even just allow you to keep an eye on the back seat just in case a zombie may have slipped in.

But the A4 is good for more than just fleeing from zombies. It is also a premium zombie-killing machine. With 221 horsepower and 258 lb-ft of torque, the A4 can go from 0-60 in 7.1 seconds. You’ll be plowing through zombies in no time flat. High-performance tires ensure that repeatedly running over corpses will not wear down your tire tread. Plus the A4 comes with a sunroof, perfect if you were lucky enough to procure a gun and have the time to do some long-range zombie shooting.

Surviving the zombie apocalypse is about what you have, not what you know. Without a reliable car, you’re pretty much a goner. So think twice before you jump in just any car. The Audi A4 is the zombie-crushing machine you need. 

Look back at week 4 to see one of the runners-up for Worst Car for Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse.